Seen this i thought it was funny so i share with u all :lol:


The night before Xmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse.
Dads at the brothel, mums with uncle Frank.
And I'd settled down for a nice slow wank.
When outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go my cock to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away it was old St Nick.
... ... He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. The big fat fucker, I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with thunderous fart, the big fat cunt blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Shouting, I'll be back next year have a hell of a night!!!!!
Merry Xmas.